ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all
"begin phase one"
If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.
good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
Day 27: They have finally accepted me as one of their own. No one suspects a thing.